I go away and things just go all to hell.

[featherynscale]

While I generally approve of people who desire to date me finding someone else to occupy them instead, I would prefer if the ones that I actually *like* would not go forth and date people who suck.

For one thing, it interferes with my general wish that people would do things that make them happy - when you're dating somebody that sucks, it's only a matter of time until you're miserable, and you can't tell somebody "Hey, your new girlfriend? She sucks. She's going to make you unhappy" - they don't listen, and then they just get mad at you.

For another thing, it makes me think that perhaps, if they want to date people that suck, and they also at some point wanted to date me, that I might also suck, and just not know that I suck.

Grumble grumble.

Comments

[rougewench.livejournal.com]

You do not suck.

Generally, people are not guided by anything resembling logic when chosing a person to date. They are guided mostly by their procreative urge. Meaning, pheromones and hormones get all mixed up in a rush, someone decides they'd like to fuck someone, and then the brain makes every excuse possible for that person to make it alright to be "dating" them, whether they are cool, nasty, or somewhere in between.

This person who wanted to date you, thought you were attractive, on a base level somewhere. That's a good thing.

Never underestimate, however, the ease with which a person succombs to the idea that they'd like to fuck someone and that it makes a person worth spending time with. Sometimes you just have to stand back and watch the train wreck, wishing fervently (if the person is someone you do care about ) that it didn't have to happen...

Unfortunately...humans only tend to learn lessons the hard way...by stepping on their own dick, so to speak.


D.

Yeah. What she said.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I'd love to meet you someday, roguewench.

Re: Yeah. What she said.

[rougewench.livejournal.com]

I'm a fairly easily found human, if your local. I'll be at Heartland in the Spring, I'm sure, and of course next year's Renaissance Festival (if for no other reason it will be the Madam's Silver Jubilee...and that's just too damn funny to pass up!).


D.

Re: Yeah. What she said.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I am local, actually. I just Don't Get Out Enough, that's all. Hope to see you at Faire, if not sooner! My husband owes me a corset...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Like the bulk of my self-poking-at, the "Perhaps I suck" statement was made with tongue firmly inserted in cheek.

I'm (of course) much more concerned about my friend than about myself.
I hope he'll jump the train before the aforementioned collision occurs, but we'll see.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Actually, speaking from a guy standpoint, the concept of you sucking or not is irrelevant. The only thing you need point out, is whether or not you swallow.

::hiding::

::applause::

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Well played, sir.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You know, I was just thinking yesterday that I was getting less innuendo than I'm used to lately, and was starting to suffer from a deficiency. Thanks, guys.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

So, can I get a piece of your pie this weekend? ;-)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I was thinking I'd bring you some pie for the holiday - what kind of pie you like, baby?

I'd like a tart, please.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Pretty please.

Re: I'd like a tart, please.

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Today's innuendo leave me in awe. I haven't had this much fun watching a conversation since college!

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I'd ask for your fake pumpkins, bgut if given a choice, I generally defer to chocolate. But the connotation of me enjoying chocolate silk mixes too easily wth the blue feather thing... so I will have to think on this. Although it is certainly a better thread to work with than the whole anal sex with dehydrated twinkies thing.

Yay innuendo!

[hotokegi.livejournal.com]

*Watches from a jealous angle, wishing innuendo would be visited upon his journal*

Re: Yay innuendo!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that might lead to anal sex with dessicated Twinkies, and then nobody's happy...

Re: Yay innuendo!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hey now. Discussion of anal sex with dessicated twinkies. That's way different.

Well, at least it'd be *some* sort of action.

[hotokegi.livejournal.com]

Cause I'm one lonely cowboy, that's for sure.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

The only thing you need point out, is whether or not you swallow.

But if the lady doth not suck, then verily, will it not be impossible for her to swallow?

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Some suck, some blow, some just wiggle their head and drool a lot. Christian America does not have a book of instructions like India does. ;-)

*snerk*

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I think I've seen that third movie...

Re: *snerk*

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I think I know that boy...

er.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

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::blink::
diermuid wins, but just this once.

Re: er.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Cool! Who's journal did I win in? I lost track.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Is it awful that I keep misreading that as "Christina America"?

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Would she be the one from the movie you were referring to? ::grin::