I go away and things just go all to hell.

[featherynscale]

While I generally approve of people who desire to date me finding someone else to occupy them instead, I would prefer if the ones that I actually *like* would not go forth and date people who suck.

For one thing, it interferes with my general wish that people would do things that make them happy - when you're dating somebody that sucks, it's only a matter of time until you're miserable, and you can't tell somebody "Hey, your new girlfriend? She sucks. She's going to make you unhappy" - they don't listen, and then they just get mad at you.

For another thing, it makes me think that perhaps, if they want to date people that suck, and they also at some point wanted to date me, that I might also suck, and just not know that I suck.

Grumble grumble.

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You know, I was just thinking yesterday that I was getting less innuendo than I'm used to lately, and was starting to suffer from a deficiency. Thanks, guys.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

So, can I get a piece of your pie this weekend? ;-)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I was thinking I'd bring you some pie for the holiday - what kind of pie you like, baby?

I'd like a tart, please.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Pretty please.

Re: I'd like a tart, please.

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Today's innuendo leave me in awe. I haven't had this much fun watching a conversation since college!

Re: I'd like a tart, please.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Is that innuendo, a request for pastry, or both?

Re: I'd like a tart, please.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

The beauty of it is that there are several interpretations. Here's one: Consider it a disturbingly submissive request for you to pretty please feed me a tart, while you're dressed as a tart.

And now I know that, although I don't get out enough, I may get out more than zylch.

::snicker::

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Yep, I lead a sad, sad life. Poor me. No fun at all. ::puppy-dog eyes::

Re: ::snicker::

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hrm... has our zylch been up to something lately? Inquiring minds, and all that.

Re: ::snicker::

[zylch.livejournal.com]

nothing I'm not allowed to be. Innuendo is about the closest I can come, so I slip it in wherever possible. Unfortunately, unless the conversation is already clearly headed in that direction, people don't generally bite.

Re: ::snicker::

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Do you know us? We bite. All the time, in fact.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I'd ask for your fake pumpkins, bgut if given a choice, I generally defer to chocolate. But the connotation of me enjoying chocolate silk mixes too easily wth the blue feather thing... so I will have to think on this. Although it is certainly a better thread to work with than the whole anal sex with dehydrated twinkies thing.

Yay innuendo!

[hotokegi.livejournal.com]

*Watches from a jealous angle, wishing innuendo would be visited upon his journal*

Re: Yay innuendo!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that might lead to anal sex with dessicated Twinkies, and then nobody's happy...

Re: Yay innuendo!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hey now. Discussion of anal sex with dessicated twinkies. That's way different.

twinkie thread

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

okay, ew.

Re: twinkie thread

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hey, diermuid started it. (And finished it, I think. Funny how mention of anal sex with twinkies just shuts down a conversation...)

Re: twinkie thread

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's real flippin' fascinating. I wonder...is this a subset of Godwin's Law? (way the heck off topic now)

Re: twinkie thread

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

If it's not, it ought to be.

Re: twinkie thread

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Diermuid's Corrolary: Yes, Nazis and all that, but there's no way to stop conversation and make everybody look at you funny like bringing up the subject of putting snack foods of undetermined origin in your or someone else's anal orifice.

Well, at least it'd be *some* sort of action.

[hotokegi.livejournal.com]

Cause I'm one lonely cowboy, that's for sure.

Re: Well, at least it'd be *some* sort of action.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

OK, good. I declare that henceforth, all discussions of sex acts with preservative-laden convenience foods shall be held in hotokegi's journal.

And for the gods' sake, will someone have sex with this man? He's starting to go 'round the bend on us.

Yay for handy chemical-filled storage of empty calories!

[hotokegi.livejournal.com]

Yay for sex too!