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While I generally approve of people who desire to date me finding someone else to occupy them instead, I would prefer if the ones that I actually *like* would not go forth and date people who suck.

For one thing, it interferes with my general wish that people would do things that make them happy - when you're dating somebody that sucks, it's only a matter of time until you're miserable, and you can't tell somebody "Hey, your new girlfriend? She sucks. She's going to make you unhappy" - they don't listen, and then they just get mad at you.

For another thing, it makes me think that perhaps, if they want to date people that suck, and they also at some point wanted to date me, that I might also suck, and just not know that I suck.

Grumble grumble.

Re: Yay innuendo!

Date: 2003-12-17 05:58 am (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (pointy on 3 of 3 ends)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
Yeah, but that might lead to anal sex with dessicated Twinkies, and then nobody's happy...

Re: Yay innuendo!

Date: 2003-12-17 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Hey now. Discussion of anal sex with dessicated twinkies. That's way different.

Re: twinkie thread

Date: 2003-12-17 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Hey, [livejournal.com profile] diermuid started it. (And finished it, I think. Funny how mention of anal sex with twinkies just shuts down a conversation...)

Re: twinkie thread

Date: 2003-12-17 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Yeah. It's real flippin' fascinating. I wonder...is this a subset of Godwin's Law? (way the heck off topic now)

Re: twinkie thread

Date: 2003-12-17 08:35 am (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (pure as the day I was born)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
If it's not, it ought to be.

Re: twinkie thread

Date: 2003-12-17 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Diermuid's Corrolary: Yes, Nazis and all that, but there's no way to stop conversation and make everybody look at you funny like bringing up the subject of putting snack foods of undetermined origin in your or someone else's anal orifice.

Well, at least it'd be *some* sort of action.

Date: 2003-12-17 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hotokegi.livejournal.com
Cause I'm one lonely cowboy, that's for sure.
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
OK, good. I declare that henceforth, all discussions of sex acts with preservative-laden convenience foods shall be held in [livejournal.com profile] hotokegi's journal.

And for the gods' sake, will someone have sex with this man? He's starting to go 'round the bend on us.

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