featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
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While I generally approve of people who desire to date me finding someone else to occupy them instead, I would prefer if the ones that I actually *like* would not go forth and date people who suck.

For one thing, it interferes with my general wish that people would do things that make them happy - when you're dating somebody that sucks, it's only a matter of time until you're miserable, and you can't tell somebody "Hey, your new girlfriend? She sucks. She's going to make you unhappy" - they don't listen, and then they just get mad at you.

For another thing, it makes me think that perhaps, if they want to date people that suck, and they also at some point wanted to date me, that I might also suck, and just not know that I suck.

Grumble grumble.

Date: 2003-12-16 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diermuid.livejournal.com
Actually, speaking from a guy standpoint, the concept of you sucking or not is irrelevant. The only thing you need point out, is whether or not you swallow.

::hiding::

::applause::

Date: 2003-12-16 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Well played, sir.

Date: 2003-12-16 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
You know, I was just thinking yesterday that I was getting less innuendo than I'm used to lately, and was starting to suffer from a deficiency. Thanks, guys.

Date: 2003-12-16 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diermuid.livejournal.com
So, can I get a piece of your pie this weekend? ;-)

Date: 2003-12-16 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
I was thinking I'd bring you some pie for the holiday - what kind of pie you like, baby?

Re: I'd like a tart, please.

Date: 2003-12-16 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
Today's innuendo leave me in awe. I haven't had this much fun watching a conversation since college!

Re: I'd like a tart, please.

Date: 2003-12-17 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Is that innuendo, a request for pastry, or both?

Re: I'd like a tart, please.

From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 08:15 am (UTC) - Expand

::snicker::

From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 12:50 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: ::snicker::

From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 12:54 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: ::snicker::

From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 12:59 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: ::snicker::

From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 01:02 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2003-12-16 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diermuid.livejournal.com
I'd ask for your fake pumpkins, bgut if given a choice, I generally defer to chocolate. But the connotation of me enjoying chocolate silk mixes too easily wth the blue feather thing... so I will have to think on this. Although it is certainly a better thread to work with than the whole anal sex with dehydrated twinkies thing.

Yay innuendo!

Date: 2003-12-17 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hotokegi.livejournal.com
*Watches from a jealous angle, wishing innuendo would be visited upon his journal*

Re: Yay innuendo!

Date: 2003-12-17 05:58 am (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (pointy on 3 of 3 ends)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
Yeah, but that might lead to anal sex with dessicated Twinkies, and then nobody's happy...

Re: Yay innuendo!

Date: 2003-12-17 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Hey now. Discussion of anal sex with dessicated twinkies. That's way different.

Re: twinkie thread

From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 08:17 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: twinkie thread

From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 08:30 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: twinkie thread

From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 08:35 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: twinkie thread

From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 08:42 am (UTC) - Expand

Well, at least it'd be *some* sort of action.

Date: 2003-12-17 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hotokegi.livejournal.com
Cause I'm one lonely cowboy, that's for sure.
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
OK, good. I declare that henceforth, all discussions of sex acts with preservative-laden convenience foods shall be held in [livejournal.com profile] hotokegi's journal.

And for the gods' sake, will someone have sex with this man? He's starting to go 'round the bend on us.

Date: 2003-12-17 08:36 am (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (Default)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
The only thing you need point out, is whether or not you swallow.

But if the lady doth not suck, then verily, will it not be impossible for her to swallow?

Date: 2003-12-17 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diermuid.livejournal.com
Some suck, some blow, some just wiggle their head and drool a lot. Christian America does not have a book of instructions like India does. ;-)

*snerk*

Date: 2003-12-17 10:26 am (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (dragonsex)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
I think I've seen that third movie...

Re: *snerk*

Date: 2003-12-17 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
I think I know that boy...

er.

Date: 2003-12-17 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
.
.
.
.
.
.
::blink::
[livejournal.com profile] diermuid wins, but just this once.

Re: er.

Date: 2003-12-17 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diermuid.livejournal.com
Cool! Who's journal did I win in? I lost track.

Mine, dammit.

Date: 2003-12-17 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
That's right. Bloody lot of thread pirates you are.
.

Re: Mine, dammit.

From: [identity profile] diermuid.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 01:58 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: Mine, dammit.

From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com - Date: 2003-12-17 02:01 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2003-12-18 07:55 am (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (pining for the fnords)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
Is it awful that I keep misreading that as "Christina America"?

Date: 2003-12-18 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diermuid.livejournal.com
Would she be the one from the movie you were referring to? ::grin::

Oh, you've seen her too?

Date: 2003-12-18 10:41 am (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (penguindance)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
More than likely, yes. :)

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