Wondrous Apparitions, Provided by Magicians.

You know in your heart of hearts that you always wanted to see Freddie Mercury juggle. Or maybe that's just me.

Bonus Circus Goodness: Acrobat David O'Mer takes a bath.

Also, from metaquotes, the only way Bush could redeem his presidency.

... I'm sorry. I can't help it, I was born with a deformed sense of humor.

Let's just add naked Green Arrow fan-art to the list of things I don't ever need to see again.

Thanks, Google Image Search.

In 1814, a flood of beer from a burst vat rushed through the streets of London, flooding basements, collapsing houses, and killing nine people. Eight of the deaths were from drowning, the other from alcohol poisoning as a brave soul tried to save the street by drinking up all the beer. No, really. That happened.

Not to be outdone, Boston had its own flood of unlikely substances in 1919, when a molasses tank burst. The molasses reputedly reached speeds of 35 mph, which is pretty fast, considering the reputation of molasses. The molasses killed 21, injured another 150, and caused vast amounts of damage, including lifting a MBTA train off its tracks and carrying it along the street. No, really. That happened, too.

You just don't get that class of disaster anymore.

Now why can't I get an aviator jacket that fits that well in real life? I ask you. In other news, I just got a haircut, and I'm sad to say that my hair pretty much does look like that now. They cut off my Aeon Flux pointy bits in the front!!!! I mean, you go in, you say, "Short in the back and leave the long bits in front the longest part, please", and then, WHACK. I mean, we did eventually, on the third pass, get to short in the back, but by then, my pointy bits were gone.

I'm pretty sure those were the seat of my superpowers. I am such a sad, sad thing.

( Multiple Intelligences Test )
See, I told you. No social skills. Also, I'm 40% away from unfuckable. My people, they are suspicious of such statements.

Worse offense against reason and the cosmos:
- Getting a myspace account in order to download music from band promo pages
OR
- Hijacking someone else's myspace account in order to download same?

Discuss.

Do me a favor, would you? Click this, so I can see what else it does.

It's a city-building game in which your city grows and changes based on how many people click the site. I want to see what happens to it. It's science! Yay!

Okay, it's not really science. *hangs head*

EDIT: Or, improve my industry.

Booze Mail!

Yep. Bored now. Ready to go home. :)

As a public service to the readers of this journal, we present:
( The Many Hats of Aleister Crowley, also called Therion, The Great Beast, and the Wickedest Man in the World )