Actually, I'm obliged to leave you alone... as it turns out, my boyfriend thinks you're his sister (you may have heard) and sleeping with a boy and his sister is, to borrow a phrase, "a sequence of events that rarely turns out well."
Sure. The thing is, if I can't tell you about it, then I can't get your permission. And if I don't get your permission, I'm cheating. And I don't cheat. So meh.
I can totally understand that feeling you have, since I just had the misfortune to accidentally read about how today was the first time ysabel was able to take fenton all the way in. Apparently he's very well hung.
Some things about siblings, you just should not know.
Actually, I'm very sorry you got afflicted with that. My own fraternal instincts pale beside that which actual blood relations must feel upon being faced with that sort of awful truth.
Thank goodness for that, then. Spork wounds can be veri nasti.
I suppose I'm lucky in that having been raised as an only child, I have no particular hang-ups about the thought of my sisters having sex. I've even met some of the boyfriends, and not even had any impulse to threaten them beyond telling them they'd damned well better use protection.
Mmmm...look what we have here...Featherynscale, Zylch and Chaosdruid all in the Captain's cabin with me bare-chested, sweating and pumping your...fan. Sounds like a fantastic way to spend my time at sea. Did I mention that I was a sailor for six years? Trust me, experience matters...
1) I don't think that's what "fan service" means in this context; and 2) For some reason, practically no matter what you say, it sounds *dirty*. Do you know this?
Being a scoundrel, I aspire to such lofty heights as to having my every word taken in the most interesting context and my intentions questioned at every turn. If I have achieved these things, then truly I am whole. However, feel free to take a chunk with you if you'd like me to just keep trying...
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Well, it's funny anyway...
Date: 2004-08-16 08:20 pm (UTC)Re: Well, it's funny anyway...
Date: 2004-08-16 08:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-17 09:40 am (UTC)Hmph! ::flounces off::
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Date: 2004-08-17 09:46 am (UTC)Actually, I'm obliged to leave you alone... as it turns out, my boyfriend thinks you're his sister (you may have heard) and sleeping with a boy and his sister is, to borrow a phrase, "a sequence of events that rarely turns out well."
Still love you though.
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Date: 2004-08-17 09:59 am (UTC)Bah
Date: 2004-08-17 11:33 am (UTC)*She* is the one chanting "I wanna fuck your sister, I wanna fuck your sister..."
Re: Bah
Date: 2004-08-17 11:53 am (UTC)Re: Bah
Date: 2004-08-17 01:07 pm (UTC)If I've read this correctly, you may ask for his permission, you simply may not report back to him afterwards.
Obtaining permission for the activity and obtaining permission to describe the activity are wholly separate.
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Date: 2004-08-19 06:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 11:17 am (UTC)goodwell...no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 11:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 11:33 am (UTC)Pertinent to this thread, however, I'd suggest you fill in the blank yourself: "He gives good ______."
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Date: 2004-08-20 11:35 am (UTC)Re: Bah
Date: 2004-08-18 10:00 am (UTC)Some things about siblings, you just should not know.
See, now you understand?
Date: 2004-08-19 06:32 am (UTC)So, how long until your eyes heal?
Re: See, now you understand?
Date: 2004-08-19 09:17 am (UTC)Re: See, now you understand?
Date: 2004-08-19 09:39 am (UTC)I suppose I'm lucky in that having been raised as an only child, I have no particular hang-ups about the thought of my sisters having sex. I've even met some of the boyfriends, and not even had any impulse to threaten them beyond telling them they'd damned well better use protection.
dreams so very nice
Date: 2004-08-17 05:44 pm (UTC)Looking at the line-up...
Date: 2004-08-19 02:34 pm (UTC)Two things
Date: 2004-08-19 02:46 pm (UTC)2) For some reason, practically no matter what you say, it sounds *dirty*. Do you know this?
Re: Two things
Date: 2004-08-19 02:57 pm (UTC)