Stolen from orcjohn

[featherynscale]

::singing, a la Izzard::

Ooohhhhhh.... I'm a tiger pirate....

Your LJ Pirate Quest by rachelthedemon
Username
Favorite Color
Age
Your First Mate	silentreality
Your Cabin Boy/Girl	chaosdruid
Your Bodyguard	wolfieboy
The Bad Guy/Girl	flagpolesitta
Your Obligatory Love Interest	zylch
The Fanservicey One	niveus_tigris
Your Coveted Treasure	Gems that make the Hope Diamond jealous
Number of people you kill to get it	67,874
Number of times you get laid afterward	930
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Comments

Well, it's funny anyway...

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Your LJ Pirate Quest by rachelthedemon
Username
Favorite Color
Age
Your First Mate	niveus_tigris
Your Cabin Boy/Girl	chronarchy
Your Bodyguard	opaljax
The Bad Guy/Girl	finnchu
Your Obligatory Love Interest	breathofgold
The Fanservicey One	leopardeyes
Your Coveted Treasure	What else? Your friends!
Number of people you kill to get it	59,374
Number of times you get laid afterward	404
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Re: Well, it's funny anyway...

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

** Dancing ** I get to guard your body!!

[zylch.livejournal.com]

So now I'm an obligation?
Hmph! ::flounces off::

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hehe- I said the same thing to orcjohn.

Actually, I'm obliged to leave you alone... as it turns out, my boyfriend thinks you're his sister (you may have heard) and sleeping with a boy and his sister is, to borrow a phrase, "a sequence of events that rarely turns out well."

Still love you though.

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Well heck. I'll just have to find my first bisexual experience elsewhere then. Darn you, triadruid, and your fraternal impulses!

Bah

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Don't lay this at my feet, sis. I haven't vetoed it, I just said I didn't want to hear about it afterward!

*She* is the one chanting "I wanna fuck your sister, I wanna fuck your sister..."

Re: Bah

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Sure. The thing is, if I can't tell you about it, then I can't get your permission. And if I don't get your permission, I'm cheating. And I don't cheat. So meh.

Re: Bah

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

I haven't vetoed it, I just said I didn't want to hear about it afterward!

If I've read this correctly, you may ask for his permission, you simply may not report back to him afterwards.

Obtaining permission for the activity and obtaining permission to describe the activity are wholly separate.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

greektoomey is wise.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

He does give good argument...

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Argument isn't the only thing I give good well...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

What other talents do you harbor?

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

My skills are manifold.

Pertinent to this thread, however, I'd suggest you fill in the blank yourself: "He gives good ______."

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hell, this thread's been all over. I think I need to start the bragging thread again. =)

Re: Bah

[zylch.livejournal.com]

I can totally understand that feeling you have, since I just had the misfortune to accidentally read about how today was the first time ysabel was able to take fenton all the way in. Apparently he's very well hung.

Some things about siblings, you just should not know.

See, now you understand?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm very sorry you got afflicted with that. My own fraternal instincts pale beside that which actual blood relations must feel upon being faced with that sort of awful truth.

So, how long until your eyes heal?

Re: See, now you understand?

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Luckily I managed to head my brain off before it violated Rule Number Two, so I didn't end up sporking them out. 'Twas a close call, though.

Re: See, now you understand?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness for that, then. Spork wounds can be veri nasti.

I suppose I'm lucky in that having been raised as an only child, I have no particular hang-ups about the thought of my sisters having sex. I've even met some of the boyfriends, and not even had any impulse to threaten them beyond telling them they'd damned well better use protection.

dreams so very nice

[teross50.livejournal.com]

Your LJ Pirate Quest by rachelthedemon
Username
Favorite Color
Age
Your First Mate	drmaqueen
Your Cabin Boy/Girl	saffronhare
Your Bodyguard	sxypaganmom
The Bad Guy/Girl	kcwitch
Your Obligatory Love Interest	featherynscale
The Fanservicey One	horse_chic7
Your Coveted Treasure	BEER!
Number of people you kill to get it	72,694
Number of times you get laid afterward	303
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Looking at the line-up...

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...look what we have here...Featherynscale, Zylch and Chaosdruid all in the Captain's cabin with me bare-chested, sweating and pumping your...fan. Sounds like a fantastic way to spend my time at sea. Did I mention that I was a sailor for six years? Trust me, experience matters...

Two things

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

1) I don't think that's what "fan service" means in this context; and
2) For some reason, practically no matter what you say, it sounds *dirty*. Do you know this?

Re: Two things

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

Being a scoundrel, I aspire to such lofty heights as to having my every word taken in the most interesting context and my intentions questioned at every turn. If I have achieved these things, then truly I am whole. However, feel free to take a chunk with you if you'd like me to just keep trying...