Actually, I'm obliged to leave you alone... as it turns out, my boyfriend thinks you're his sister (you may have heard) and sleeping with a boy and his sister is, to borrow a phrase, "a sequence of events that rarely turns out well."
Sure. The thing is, if I can't tell you about it, then I can't get your permission. And if I don't get your permission, I'm cheating. And I don't cheat. So meh.
I can totally understand that feeling you have, since I just had the misfortune to accidentally read about how today was the first time ysabel was able to take fenton all the way in. Apparently he's very well hung.
Some things about siblings, you just should not know.
Actually, I'm very sorry you got afflicted with that. My own fraternal instincts pale beside that which actual blood relations must feel upon being faced with that sort of awful truth.
Thank goodness for that, then. Spork wounds can be veri nasti.
I suppose I'm lucky in that having been raised as an only child, I have no particular hang-ups about the thought of my sisters having sex. I've even met some of the boyfriends, and not even had any impulse to threaten them beyond telling them they'd damned well better use protection.
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Date: 2004-08-17 09:46 am (UTC)Actually, I'm obliged to leave you alone... as it turns out, my boyfriend thinks you're his sister (you may have heard) and sleeping with a boy and his sister is, to borrow a phrase, "a sequence of events that rarely turns out well."
Still love you though.
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Date: 2004-08-17 09:59 am (UTC)Bah
Date: 2004-08-17 11:33 am (UTC)*She* is the one chanting "I wanna fuck your sister, I wanna fuck your sister..."
Re: Bah
Date: 2004-08-17 11:53 am (UTC)Re: Bah
Date: 2004-08-17 01:07 pm (UTC)If I've read this correctly, you may ask for his permission, you simply may not report back to him afterwards.
Obtaining permission for the activity and obtaining permission to describe the activity are wholly separate.
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Date: 2004-08-19 06:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 11:17 am (UTC)goodwell...no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 11:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 11:33 am (UTC)Pertinent to this thread, however, I'd suggest you fill in the blank yourself: "He gives good ______."
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Date: 2004-08-20 11:35 am (UTC)Re: Bah
Date: 2004-08-18 10:00 am (UTC)Some things about siblings, you just should not know.
See, now you understand?
Date: 2004-08-19 06:32 am (UTC)So, how long until your eyes heal?
Re: See, now you understand?
Date: 2004-08-19 09:17 am (UTC)Re: See, now you understand?
Date: 2004-08-19 09:39 am (UTC)I suppose I'm lucky in that having been raised as an only child, I have no particular hang-ups about the thought of my sisters having sex. I've even met some of the boyfriends, and not even had any impulse to threaten them beyond telling them they'd damned well better use protection.