Things I tell my mother when she asks me why I don't have a boyfriend

[featherynscale]

1. I really spend so much time volunteering these days that I don't have time to date anyone.

2. I'm making a stand for civil rights. Until gay couples are allowed to marry legally in the US, I refuse to seek out a relationship that could lead to marriage. Solidarity!

3. I don't like people.

4. I'm gay and I don't want to upset grandma.

Possibly more to come, as I talk to mom more often.

Comments

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I've got a dog... he does all the same stuff except he's loyal and will die off quicker.

The majority of Nobel prize winners have all been single.

Guys lead to babies, disease, and war... I'm just saying no!

I've actually been married for two years now... I told you that you never listen! Don't you remember holding your grandson? Have you talked to the doctor about your dosage?

I had a poll with my friends to see who I should date... but the results are still in debate. I heard something about chads... but I didn't see anyne with that name on the ballots.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I've got a dog... he does all the same stuff except he's loyal and will die off quicker.

The majority of Nobel prize winners have all been single.

Guys lead to babies, disease, and war... I'm just saying no!

I've actually been married for two years now... I told you that you never listen! Don't you remember holding your grandson? Have you talked to the doctor about your dosage?

I had a poll with my friends to see who I should date... but the results are still in debate. I heard something about chads... but I didn't see anyne with that name on the ballots.

Re: why you don't have a boyfriend

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

all the men I fall in love with are in prison

I love dad but I could never compete with you, mom

I keep trying but none of them allow me to draw blood with my teeth

[damonite.livejournal.com]

Haha, this is like the exact opposite of what I get, "You're still single, right?"

You people are insane though. ;) The dog thing... Yech! Well, unless you mean like eating and being pre-occupied with it's crotch. ;)

I'd say just tell her you're not gay and soon dating men would make you so. :)

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

so been talking to your mom today eh?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Ah yes. Mom loves me.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

yeah...had a feeling from that post. i like some of mac's ideas. he must have really liked them or had a problem with his server since it was posted twice. LOL!!