Things I tell my mother when she asks me why I don't have a boyfriend

[featherynscale]

1. I really spend so much time volunteering these days that I don't have time to date anyone.

2. I'm making a stand for civil rights. Until gay couples are allowed to marry legally in the US, I refuse to seek out a relationship that could lead to marriage. Solidarity!

3. I don't like people.

4. I'm gay and I don't want to upset grandma.

Possibly more to come, as I talk to mom more often.

Comments

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

so been talking to your mom today eh?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Ah yes. Mom loves me.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

yeah...had a feeling from that post. i like some of mac's ideas. he must have really liked them or had a problem with his server since it was posted twice. LOL!!