And in case you were wondering...

[featherynscale]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.

Or at least, that's the version I know. Those who know different words are welcomed to post them in the comments for the edification of the readership.

Comments

[feckalyn.livejournal.com]

I wrote one in fifth grade not knowing this one in its entirety:

http://feckalyn.livejournal.com/324763.html

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Bucket!
And a cute kitty, well done. :)

[theslice.livejournal.com]

The only different version I've heard was the replacement of "could" with "would" in the last line.

I used to recite it in a dramatic way, a la Shatner and it got more laughs. Go ahead, form the image.... there ya go.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Yep. That's funny. :)

[chayam.livejournal.com]

Ha! Thanks for posting that. I seriously didn't know.

[dramaticaddict.livejournal.com]

i cant remember, but theres one about a man from alkatraz, whose balls were made of brass, and something something all i remember is sparks flew out of his ass...