And in case you were wondering...

[featherynscale]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.

Or at least, that's the version I know. Those who know different words are welcomed to post them in the comments for the edification of the readership.

Comments

[theslice.livejournal.com]

The only different version I've heard was the replacement of "could" with "would" in the last line.

I used to recite it in a dramatic way, a la Shatner and it got more laughs. Go ahead, form the image.... there ya go.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Yep. That's funny. :)