And in case you were wondering...

[featherynscale]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.

Or at least, that's the version I know. Those who know different words are welcomed to post them in the comments for the edification of the readership.

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[dramaticaddict.livejournal.com]

i cant remember, but theres one about a man from alkatraz, whose balls were made of brass, and something something all i remember is sparks flew out of his ass...