Appeasing 8elements

[featherynscale]

The content-free parade continues! This is a little game that 8elements posted and I responded to, so she's insisting I post as well. Also, she associates me with Magneto. Words cannot express how completely excellent I find that.

Anyway. Here's the game:

You comment here, and I will:
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - a song, a color, a photo, etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Write you a short poem (probably) (you should be aware that it will probably be rude.)
5. Associate you with a character.
6. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7. Make some sort of commentary about your LJ icons.

UNRELATED BONUS MATERIAL: Did you know that the ADF has a Vice-Archdruid? You know, not quite Arch- material. That's way funnier to me than it probably ought to be.

EDIT: This whole thing might take a while. Poetry, as you probably know if you've EVER EFFING MET ME, is not a thing that I do easily or well. It doesn't quite make blood spring from my forehead, but pretty close. Still, the challenge is compelling. So post, I'll get to you, but not necessarily today.

Comments

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Oui.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

1. I absolutely friended you in order to flirt with you.

2. You get brown and green. And green and green. And brown and brown.

3. It's not like I can just pick one thing I like about you. Today I am delighted by your cleverness and your inventiveness. Also, your ass. Do you accept compliments about these things, or is it still only your hair and things you do with your mouth? Because if I have to limit myself to your hair and things you do with your mouth, I think I could still write an ample amount on that.

4. Ah, finally, a rude limerick. :)
There once was a blond-headed beauty
Known for his attention to duty
Yes, he was upstanding
But his girls were demanding
That he be more attentive to booty.

(You may get bonus poetry, for lo, this is not exactly appropriate, but I couldn't pass up the duty call/booty call rhyme.)

5. Fox Mulder. You should not have to ask why.

6. What do you want most in the world right now? (I know, I ask you that all the time, but it continues to be relevant to my interests.)

7. I wish you would remake your "stone deaf" icon so that it would be more readable.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

3. I think ass is on the original List of Three. I forget; I'm trying to be better about accepting not rejecting compliments in other areas.

4. Well done with the rhyme. I can't sort why you think you're not good at it.

5. I don't, and I won't. This is my not-surprised face.

6. Right this moment, or when you asked it? *duck*

7. That was a Dave special. I should redo it, if he won't mind, though, as it IS nigh-illegible.

I love your not-surprised face!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

4. Limericks do not count as poetry, since all they have to have is the right scansion and rhyme scheme, and be vaguely offensive. There's no imagery or emotion or anything required in there. Scansion and rhyme scheme is easy, offensive is easy. It's the, you know, beauty and meaning that's effing difficult. :)

6. Right Now, Baby. Right now is the only instant that matters. :D

Re: I love your not-surprised face!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

6. Willpower.