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The amusement factor here at the office is high.

First, I discover that rumor has me sleeping with pretty much everybody I know, collectively and individually. Seriously. Everybody. Except [livejournal.com profile] chronarchy. I'm pretty sure I'm not sleeping with [livejournal.com profile] chronarchy. Anyway, if I really were sleeping with that many people, I'd never have time to do anything else. Which is not a bad thing, I suppose. Still, funny like whoa.

Also, I discovered through the auspices of google that somebodies nominated me (and [livejournal.com profile] kittenpants) for RobOnt's 12 babes of xmas. Also, yes, funny like whoa.

Either that, or I am the King of the Easily Amused People.

This Just In: [livejournal.com profile] chronarchy and I are also having an exhibitionist love affair at the mall. Or maybe with the mall. I'm not entirely clear on that.

And then this: You know what this post needs? A Cat (from Red Dwarf) icon. YoW!

Date: 2005-09-29 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Is that an office rumor, or a non-office rumor? And, yes, you're God-Emperor of Amusements.

Date: 2005-09-29 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Non-office, I imagine.

re: you sleeping with the Known World

Date: 2005-09-29 06:46 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (david as felix from QOW)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
Wait, what? Who said this?

Is it time for another round of "our sex life isn't nearly as exciting as you people believe"??

Re: you sleeping with the Known World

Date: 2005-09-29 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Doubt it would make a difference. I'm taking the opposite tack.
"It's twue, it's all twue!"
:D

Re: you sleeping with the Known World

Date: 2005-09-29 10:03 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (Default)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
SWEET!

Too bad we're out of the house for the next 2.5 days...

Re: you sleeping with the Known World

Date: 2005-09-29 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Wait, what? I don't know about you, but I'm planning on sleeping where I usually do...

Date: 2005-09-29 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com
Well, great. Shatter another illusion, why don't you?

Date: 2005-09-29 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronarchy.livejournal.com
Wait, we're not sleeping together? Who told you that? I was totally under the impression that we were!

Did last night mean nothing to all those people at the mall, or the cops that threw us out and banned us from the property permanently?

Damnit, it meant something to me!

Date: 2005-09-29 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Oh hell. Here I was, trying to save your reputation. :)

Date: 2005-09-29 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronarchy.livejournal.com
Heh. Like I had a reputation worth saving after recent events anyway :)

Date: 2005-09-29 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
*shrug* I never know about reputations. In my world, your recent events translated to "Don't kiss that guy, it makes him unhappy".

Date: 2005-09-29 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronarchy.livejournal.com
hesh. I wouldn't say that kissing makes me unhappy. I actually rather enjoy it. I'm just planning to be extremely picky in the future, is all.

Date: 2005-09-29 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Sure. It's just a suggestion for my behavior. You are, of course, free to kiss anyone you like. :)

Date: 2005-09-29 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chronarchy.livejournal.com
And I hope to only kiss people I like.

Not really as easy as it sounds, I was surprised to discover.

Date: 2005-09-29 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teross50.livejournal.com
They just don't understand ,all of us who ar3 your friends,
would consider it a major plus to our egos and reps if we were sleeping with you LOL

Date: 2005-09-29 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beccak1961.livejournal.com
Bbbut, when is it my turn? And I don't have CAT, I have his opposite lol

Date: 2005-09-29 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com
'Salright, I've got your back.

Here fishy, fishy.

Date: 2005-09-29 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Hehe! Duane Dibley rocks. That's my favorite episode, too.

Rumors

Date: 2005-09-29 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynthiaweb.livejournal.com
Are you sure you didn't start this one yourself?

Re: Rumors

Date: 2005-09-29 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Not I, said the cat. Well, just the one about [livejournal.com profile] chronarchy. But he helped.

Date: 2005-09-29 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malvito.livejournal.com
Damn!! If I was sleeping with you, you'd think I'd know about it ...

Date: 2005-09-29 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com
Sneaky Like [livejournal.com profile] fionnabhar would be a great name for an emo band.

Date: 2005-09-29 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Totally. I think it's about time for a new band names post.... we keep generating them.

Date: 2005-09-29 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malvito.livejournal.com
Actually, to the best of my knowledge, I'm not sleeping with [livejournal.com profile] fionnabhar, either.

Ninja!

Date: 2005-09-29 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com
Yes, but how good is your knowledge.

I'm pretty sneaky, you know.

Re: Ninja!

Date: 2005-09-29 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malvito.livejournal.com
Well, goddammit, don't do a brain wipe again!! If i'm going to have hot, gratuitious sex, I'd at least like to remember that I enjoyed it ...

Date: 2005-09-29 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
So if I said, "Can't wait to see you tonight?" people will just assume that we're gonna go get all naykid at [livejournal.com profile] zylch's place? Not to say that we won't when we get there... oh wait... this would be a "team" meeting, wouldn't it.

Date: 2005-09-29 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
We're not? Well, if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'll wear underwear. :-P

Anyway, yeah, [livejournal.com profile] zylch's, 7ish, bring your brains!

Date: 2005-09-29 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com
Wait a cotton-pickin' minute. We all had sex collectively? Man, if I don't even remember it, I'm more of a ninja that I thought!

Date: 2005-09-30 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malvito.livejournal.com
I'll say!! Here I've always wanted to be in an orgy, and, now that I have, can't even remember it.

You mean. . .

Date: 2005-09-30 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opaljax.livejournal.com
I'm getting sex, and I didn't even know it?? Someone's not doing a good job, dammit, and they need to try again. Soon!!

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