Funny like whoa.

[featherynscale]

The amusement factor here at the office is high.

First, I discover that rumor has me sleeping with pretty much everybody I know, collectively and individually. Seriously. Everybody. Except chronarchy. I'm pretty sure I'm not sleeping with chronarchy. Anyway, if I really were sleeping with that many people, I'd never have time to do anything else. Which is not a bad thing, I suppose. Still, funny like whoa.

Also, I discovered through the auspices of google that somebodies nominated me (and kittenpants) for RobOnt's 12 babes of xmas. Also, yes, funny like whoa.

Either that, or I am the King of the Easily Amused People.

This Just In: chronarchy and I are also having an exhibitionist love affair at the mall. Or maybe with the mall. I'm not entirely clear on that.

And then this: You know what this post needs? A Cat (from Red Dwarf) icon. YoW!

Comments

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

Wait, we're not sleeping together? Who told you that? I was totally under the impression that we were!

Did last night mean nothing to all those people at the mall, or the cops that threw us out and banned us from the property permanently?

Damnit, it meant something to me!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Oh hell. Here I was, trying to save your reputation. :)

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

Heh. Like I had a reputation worth saving after recent events anyway :)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

*shrug* I never know about reputations. In my world, your recent events translated to "Don't kiss that guy, it makes him unhappy".

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

hesh. I wouldn't say that kissing makes me unhappy. I actually rather enjoy it. I'm just planning to be extremely picky in the future, is all.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Sure. It's just a suggestion for my behavior. You are, of course, free to kiss anyone you like. :)

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

And I hope to only kiss people I like.

Not really as easy as it sounds, I was surprised to discover.

[teross50.livejournal.com]

They just don't understand ,all of us who ar3 your friends,
would consider it a major plus to our egos and reps if we were sleeping with you LOL