Funny like whoa.

[featherynscale]

The amusement factor here at the office is high.

First, I discover that rumor has me sleeping with pretty much everybody I know, collectively and individually. Seriously. Everybody. Except chronarchy. I'm pretty sure I'm not sleeping with chronarchy. Anyway, if I really were sleeping with that many people, I'd never have time to do anything else. Which is not a bad thing, I suppose. Still, funny like whoa.

Also, I discovered through the auspices of google that somebodies nominated me (and kittenpants) for RobOnt's 12 babes of xmas. Also, yes, funny like whoa.

Either that, or I am the King of the Easily Amused People.

This Just In: chronarchy and I are also having an exhibitionist love affair at the mall. Or maybe with the mall. I'm not entirely clear on that.

And then this: You know what this post needs? A Cat (from Red Dwarf) icon. YoW!

Comments

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Is that an office rumor, or a non-office rumor? And, yes, you're God-Emperor of Amusements.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Non-office, I imagine.

re: you sleeping with the Known World

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? Who said this?

Is it time for another round of "our sex life isn't nearly as exciting as you people believe"??

Re: you sleeping with the Known World

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Doubt it would make a difference. I'm taking the opposite tack.
"It's twue, it's all twue!"
:D

Re: you sleeping with the Known World

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

SWEET!

Too bad we're out of the house for the next 2.5 days...

Re: you sleeping with the Known World

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? I don't know about you, but I'm planning on sleeping where I usually do...

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Well, great. Shatter another illusion, why don't you?

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

Wait, we're not sleeping together? Who told you that? I was totally under the impression that we were!

Did last night mean nothing to all those people at the mall, or the cops that threw us out and banned us from the property permanently?

Damnit, it meant something to me!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Oh hell. Here I was, trying to save your reputation. :)

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

Heh. Like I had a reputation worth saving after recent events anyway :)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

*shrug* I never know about reputations. In my world, your recent events translated to "Don't kiss that guy, it makes him unhappy".

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

hesh. I wouldn't say that kissing makes me unhappy. I actually rather enjoy it. I'm just planning to be extremely picky in the future, is all.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Sure. It's just a suggestion for my behavior. You are, of course, free to kiss anyone you like. :)

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

And I hope to only kiss people I like.

Not really as easy as it sounds, I was surprised to discover.

[teross50.livejournal.com]

They just don't understand ,all of us who ar3 your friends,
would consider it a major plus to our egos and reps if we were sleeping with you LOL

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Bbbut, when is it my turn? And I don't have CAT, I have his opposite lol

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

'Salright, I've got your back.

Here fishy, fishy.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Duane Dibley rocks. That's my favorite episode, too.

Rumors

[cynthiaweb.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you didn't start this one yourself?

Re: Rumors

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Not I, said the cat. Well, just the one about chronarchy. But he helped.

[malvito.livejournal.com]

Damn!! If I was sleeping with you, you'd think I'd know about it ...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Me too! We are sneaky like fionnabhar.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Sneaky Like fionnabhar would be a great name for an emo band.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Totally. I think it's about time for a new band names post.... we keep generating them.

[malvito.livejournal.com]

Actually, to the best of my knowledge, I'm not sleeping with fionnabhar, either.

Ninja!

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Yes, but how good is your knowledge.

I'm pretty sneaky, you know.

Re: Ninja!

[malvito.livejournal.com]

Well, goddammit, don't do a brain wipe again!! If i'm going to have hot, gratuitious sex, I'd at least like to remember that I enjoyed it ...

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

So if I said, "Can't wait to see you tonight?" people will just assume that we're gonna go get all naykid at zylch's place? Not to say that we won't when we get there... oh wait... this would be a "team" meeting, wouldn't it.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

We're not? Well, if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'll wear underwear. :-P

Anyway, yeah, zylch's, 7ish, bring your brains!

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Wait a cotton-pickin' minute. We all had sex collectively? Man, if I don't even remember it, I'm more of a ninja that I thought!

[malvito.livejournal.com]

I'll say!! Here I've always wanted to be in an orgy, and, now that I have, can't even remember it.

You mean. . .

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

I'm getting sex, and I didn't even know it?? Someone's not doing a good job, dammit, and they need to try again. Soon!!