Also, a dilemma.

[featherynscale]

Through sheer laziness and lack of giving a damn, my hair is currently in one of those fantastically awkward in-between stages. From here, I could reasonably see letting it grow out (it is already pretty awful, so the transition to Even More Awful is not that daunting). Or, I could have it cut back to a reasonable short hair length.

So, Great IntarWeb, I perform ritual abasements at your feet. I sing the Seven Songs of Respectful Request. Advise me. What should I do?

[Poll #577898]

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

I think it depends on which Beatle. If your hair is making you look like John, that's okay, but if it's making you look more like Ringo, not so good.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I'm like the fifth, fat, redheaded Beatle.

Only one opinion allowed?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Bah.

But with tits.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Besides, I thought there already was a fifth Beatle?

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

You know, I've noticed you wearing different things, and you aren't fat. You just have big boobs. Sometimes having big boobs makes you look fat, depending on what you're wearing. Happens to me all the time.

Re: Only one opinion allowed?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

As they say in high school, choose the best answer.

Re: But with tits.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

And with tits. Actually, Yoko Ono was the fifth Beatle. But she didn't do anything. She was like that guy in The Mighty Mighty Bosstones that doesn't play anything, he just dances.

Maybe I'm more like an alternate-universe Beatle. In this universe, Ringo was a chick. A fat readheaded chick with big tits. He was still a little weird, though.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I'm definitely fatter than a Beatle though, which was my point.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

I think it's just the way you're sitting.

Re: Only one opinion allowed?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but is it like the SAT, where I'll lose a fifth of a point if I guess wrong?

Re: Only one opinion allowed?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

It's worse than that. You don't get any points for anything at all. BWA HA HA!

You'll have to find some other clever way to earn points if that's what you're after.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

I'd say it has every possibility of being one of those deals where if you don't give the right answer, you're chances of getting laid decrease by 50%.

Fifth Beatle?

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

Well, if you count Yoko I think there must have been about eight Beatles. (Fab Four plus George Martin, Pete Best, Stuart Sutcliffe, and Yoko.)

Imagining you as Ringo (or vice-versa) hurts my head.

Shoulder-length chin

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm not the only one not seeing a big difference between shoulder-length and chin-length....

Crap, blast, and damn!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Errr...

SAT  :: LJ quiz
hair :: tea

*snort*

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

By the way, you're officially evil for having the same icon as Saff, now.

Re: But with tits.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you also play(ed) guitar, whereas Ringo was a skins man, right?

Hmmm. Maybe you're a fat, redheaded George with big tits. I find that somewhat more likely.

Re: *snort*

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

I just mainly ganked it for the post about the Mountains of Dhoom. Nothing else would work.

Re: Crap, blast, and damn!

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

ow.

Re: Shoulder-length chin

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

For people who have necks, there is. :)

Darling featherynscale, you have looked sexier with each successive, shorter haircut. However, I think you ought to stop before you reach the shaved-head stage. For one thing, you've mentioned thinking your head size/shape is weird. It does have some value as a thought experiment, but the growing-out part is a bitch if you don't really love it (I speak from some experience.

Keep it funky short, pretty please?

Re: Fifth Beatle?

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

Billy preston! don't forget! on Get back.

and sorta kinda Clapton for My Guitar Genmtly Weeps. BNut he was like George's friend and probably couldn't be arsed to interact Mac/Len.

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

corn row extensions. to yer butt and dyed electric green.

Re: But with tits.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That's cool.

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

I'd pay to see that... :-)

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

so would! lket's take up a collection so she'll do it!

you are evil

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

butter dish :: spitoon
triadruid :: redemption in the eys of the Lord

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

Lets see... Looks like I have a quarter and a Pizza Street token...

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

I know you're cute with shoulder length hair.

Also, the cut you had at the last SPiRaL we attended? That was awfully cute, too. :)

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

I've no need to bet; I'm certain that you would be cute with long hair - though not really any cuter, as your cuteness index is already maxed out. I voted for shoulder-length because long hair is so much fun to play with, but arse-length just seems unmanageable.

[orcjohn.livejournal.com]

Well for what it is worth, I like your hair... and you are NOT fat, you're cuddly.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I'm a very mercenary sort. I would probably do it if the price were right.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Nah. In order for triadruid's chances of getting laid (by me, I can't speak for other people) to decrease significantly, he'd have to do something like:
- Fail to bathe for more than three days at a time. (x-50%)
- Spit. (x-50%)
- Take a crap on the rug. (x-80%)
- Become a rabid pro-lifer. (x-90%, but the penalty decreases over time)
- Shave his head. (x-20%)
Snarky LJ comments may actually increase his chances, as there is a demonstrated strong correlation in our house between clever and fun behavior and getting any.

Re: you are evil

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

*bows* Yer welcome.