Also, a dilemma.

[featherynscale]

Through sheer laziness and lack of giving a damn, my hair is currently in one of those fantastically awkward in-between stages. From here, I could reasonably see letting it grow out (it is already pretty awful, so the transition to Even More Awful is not that daunting). Or, I could have it cut back to a reasonable short hair length.

So, Great IntarWeb, I perform ritual abasements at your feet. I sing the Seven Songs of Respectful Request. Advise me. What should I do?

[Poll #577898]

Comments

Only one opinion allowed?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Bah.

Re: Only one opinion allowed?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

As they say in high school, choose the best answer.

Re: Only one opinion allowed?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but is it like the SAT, where I'll lose a fifth of a point if I guess wrong?

Re: Only one opinion allowed?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

It's worse than that. You don't get any points for anything at all. BWA HA HA!

You'll have to find some other clever way to earn points if that's what you're after.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

I'd say it has every possibility of being one of those deals where if you don't give the right answer, you're chances of getting laid decrease by 50%.

Crap, blast, and damn!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Errr...

SAT  :: LJ quiz
hair :: tea

Re: Crap, blast, and damn!

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

ow.

you are evil

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

butter dish :: spitoon
triadruid :: redemption in the eys of the Lord

Re: you are evil

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

*bows* Yer welcome.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Nah. In order for triadruid's chances of getting laid (by me, I can't speak for other people) to decrease significantly, he'd have to do something like:
- Fail to bathe for more than three days at a time. (x-50%)
- Spit. (x-50%)
- Take a crap on the rug. (x-80%)
- Become a rabid pro-lifer. (x-90%, but the penalty decreases over time)
- Shave his head. (x-20%)
Snarky LJ comments may actually increase his chances, as there is a demonstrated strong correlation in our house between clever and fun behavior and getting any.