Also, a dilemma.

[featherynscale]

Through sheer laziness and lack of giving a damn, my hair is currently in one of those fantastically awkward in-between stages. From here, I could reasonably see letting it grow out (it is already pretty awful, so the transition to Even More Awful is not that daunting). Or, I could have it cut back to a reasonable short hair length.

So, Great IntarWeb, I perform ritual abasements at your feet. I sing the Seven Songs of Respectful Request. Advise me. What should I do?

[Poll #577898]

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[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Nah. In order for triadruid's chances of getting laid (by me, I can't speak for other people) to decrease significantly, he'd have to do something like:
- Fail to bathe for more than three days at a time. (x-50%)
- Spit. (x-50%)
- Take a crap on the rug. (x-80%)
- Become a rabid pro-lifer. (x-90%, but the penalty decreases over time)
- Shave his head. (x-20%)
Snarky LJ comments may actually increase his chances, as there is a demonstrated strong correlation in our house between clever and fun behavior and getting any.