Yikes!

[featherynscale]

Gnome-napping is afoot! I may be in peril!

Will no one protect the gnomes? We are so few and small...

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Right! I don't have a beard, and I do have a tricorn hat, so I should be okay then. No one will suspect I am a gnome, I'll appear to merely be a midget pirate with a predilection for making things explode.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

call yourself Mr. Smee, and explain it off as cannon fire. ;-)