Yikes!

[featherynscale]

Gnome-napping is afoot! I may be in peril!

Will no one protect the gnomes? We are so few and small...

Comments

You forgot flammable

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

... and alarming... and mechanistic.

Re: You forgot flammable

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Doesn't that just make you want to cuddle us, and protect us from the harshness of the world, though?

Re: You forgot flammable

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I've always asserted that you're a delicate hothouse flower. (Granted, hothouse flowers are sometimes poinsonous and/or carnivorous, but that's beside the point.) I will protect you if you promise not to eat me. (?)
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Wow. That reads very strangely.

Re: You forgot flammable

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I will protect you if you promise not to eat me.

Don't you just hate it when somebody shows you an opening that's so good, you don't know what to do with it?

::boggle::

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Look! There's another one!

Re: ::boggle::

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm struck stiff with amazement!

Re: ::boggle::

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just. Wow.
:applause:

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

If you trim your beard and keep your pointy hats put away for a bit, you should be safe. A tricorn hat and scimtar will help with this ruse. ;-)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Right! I don't have a beard, and I do have a tricorn hat, so I should be okay then. No one will suspect I am a gnome, I'll appear to merely be a midget pirate with a predilection for making things explode.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

call yourself Mr. Smee, and explain it off as cannon fire. ;-)