Mousy bastards

[featherynscale]

kcwitch is back from her trip to the great state of Florida and informs me of this sad fact: Not only do the ride operators on Pirates of the Caribbean no longer wear the bad-ass pirate socks, but they don't even wear pirate costumes anymore. Apparently, Disney has moved that part of the work-force to an uninteresting burgundy uniform. Bastards.

Micheal Eisner, this is unacceptable. Michael, I blame you for a general degradation of all that Disney stands for, a crimson list of crimes against humanity: direct-to-video releases of fairy-tale "sequels", cutting detail from animation to speed the release process, and now this. Now this. I don't know how you sleep at night, sir.

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That..

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

is just indescribably wrong. For shame, sir.

Re: That..

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, one could choose to view this as an action item - there is now a void in the world, a decline in the number of persons dressed as a pirate on any given day.

This cannot be. It is now imperative that we talk more people into dressing like pirates, so that balance can be restored to the universe.

(Or something. This could just be my dress-up fetish talking.)

Because that's what you do...

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

You restore balance to this country.