Dear VURD:

[featherynscale]

Every morning at about 7:50 a.m., my printer produces a map to 1127 Belmont.

WHY???

Thanks,
featherynscale

Comments

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

It appears your printer wants to go somewhere.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Our printer is a Mason?

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

I bet it knows the secret handshake and has a second-hand apron.

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

Too young. It's probably a member of the Order of DeMolay.

Or maybe a Rainbow Girl...how do you sex a printer, anyway?

[mortegami.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I remember Rainbow Girls. I used to be a Rainbow Girl.

Did I mention I didn't fit in?

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

[snaps fingers] I've got it...the printer must be a Job's Daughter. Sits around, looking pretty, but does no useful work!