Stop the presses.

[featherynscale]

Apparently I am undergoing some sort of dramatic personality shift. I want one of these. And yet, I do not seem to be at all feverish.

Also, this. For less than no good reason at all.

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Don't worry, it's okay. I'm a professional.

[lightonthesill.livejournal.com]

I've been boarded by a sailor before... and have the munchkin to prove it.

Re: Don't worry, it's okay. I'm a professional.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

*snicker*
I've been boarded by a number of sailors, but fortunately retained nothing from the experience but an appreciation of sailors. :)