Out of Context Theater Presents: Why don't I have minions?

[featherynscale]

In other news, after a conversation in which too many in-jokes were shared to allow proper explanation, triadruid said to me this morning, "He's just mad because you wouldn't be his minion."
And I spoke, saying, "I'm not his minion. I *have* minions."
And he said, "Do you?"
I was forced to admit that I did not know if I had any minions or not. Therefore, I ask you:

[Poll #1042789]

Comments

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

I had it up outside my tent at Tara. It's a banner of blue, with a black outlined, shimmery Quartered Circle in the center.

Now, I just need a name for my sovereign state, and I can move on to the next step of global domination. (Which I think involves starting a cult.)

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

Actually, based on the overall history of sustained world domination, it should probably involve your martyrdom.

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

That probably can be arranged. Especially, given the examples, since I don't actually have to die, or even fade from the public eye at that point.