Oh, Captain, My Captain...

[featherynscale]

Captain America, disheartened by recent reports of his death, gets all drunk and disorderly in Florida.

You cannot make this shit up.

Comments

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

He felt a woman up while "wielding" a burrito in the other hand? He didn't even have the common decency to put his food down.

Christ.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I was a little curious about how exactly one wields a burrito, personally.

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

Poorly and drunkenly, evidently.

[ysathora.livejournal.com]

It was a particularly stiff burrito?