Oh, Captain, My Captain...

[featherynscale]

Captain America, disheartened by recent reports of his death, gets all drunk and disorderly in Florida.

You cannot make this shit up.

Comments

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

He felt a woman up while "wielding" a burrito in the other hand? He didn't even have the common decency to put his food down.

Christ.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I was a little curious about how exactly one wields a burrito, personally.

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

Poorly and drunkenly, evidently.

[ysathora.livejournal.com]

It was a particularly stiff burrito?

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

Y'know I told Joe Quesada that there'd be fall out after that whole killing Steve Rogers off during war time. This is just the beginning of Captain America themed crimes (though maybe the only one that involves a burrito).

I remember years ago when Robin was killed off in a telephone contest, the number of inexplicable crimes commited by people wearing green underwear, a yellow cape and a domino mask.

When will they learn?

[karinablack.livejournal.com]

ahhahahaa :)

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

A doctor? A fucking burrito-wielding doctor?!? Yet more validation for my distrust of them.

Well, so much for his practice. Heh.

Fucking wankers.

[tsninja.livejournal.com]

I like that she had to pick him out of a Captain America lineup. A bunch of Captain Americas in various states of drunkenness, leaning on a wall, possibly holding burritos? That's a priceless image.