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Here's What Featherynscale Will Get for Christmas!
fred_smith will get you an eggplant ... buy why?.
darkrow will get you Frog Gonads.
adammaker will get you Charles Darwin in a Box.
zylch will get you your very own field of poppies.
awillowweeping will get you a do-it-yourself piercing kit.
'What Will you Get for Christmas?' at QuizGalaxy.com



In the three-dimensional world, The Boss brought me a pirate gift basket today. It's very cute, and contains rum! This is the best job I have ever had. I will not, however, be getting a puppy for Yule, even though Michelle came over last night and told me that there was a litter of Newfoundland pups at Wayside Waifs. Dammit. They are the best doggies ever and I just want to squoosh them and play with them... ahem. Now back to your regularly scheduled [livejournal.com profile] featherynscale.

EDIT: Michelle also told us about two shar-pei/coonhound mixes they had at the Grove that got transferred up to Wayside Waifs. She described them as if they were freakish monster dogs. You make the call: Dude and Darleen.

newfie pups?!?!?

Date: 2006-12-19 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Sweet buttery Brigid, please don't tell the Princessi...or [livejournal.com profile] agrnmn. Or me. Eep.

Re: newfie pups?!?!?

Date: 2006-12-19 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Oh, if you guys got one, that would be the next best thing to us having one. *looks innocent*

Re: newfie pups?!?!?

Date: 2006-12-19 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Is totally helpful!!! All I want is to find good homes for good puppies! What is wrong with that, I ask you?

Date: 2006-12-19 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
Huh. So far I've gotten D. a keg of absinthe and you a field of poppies. What Russian connections do I have that I'm unaware of?

Also, you should absolutely get a puppy for Yule. Having another dog will help keep Fractal active and healthy as he grows older, not to mention providing him with canine socialization and company (the same rationale applies for Marley, of course). And, comma, cuuuuuuuuuuuute.

Date: 2006-12-19 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
If you did have any spare absinthe lying around, I can think of a good home for it.

Also, if we had the yard fenced in, I would totally get a puppy. But two dogs on flylines = The Unresolvable Doom.
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
True, but the yard wouldn't have to be fenced until the puppy was old enough to spending most of its time outside anyway, and large enough to not squeeze between the slats. (Unless you were intending on making the puppy endure Kansas Winter™ outdoors?) And you've already got the wood, so all you have to do is build the fence this spring...
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Yeah, the problem is that all we've had to do was build the fence for the last two years, and so far, we've managed to pull out and re-apply most of the boards in the already existing section. We don't have the time or the energy to build the damned fence. We're going to have to end up hiring someone to do it, or it's never going to get done.

(Also, can you imagine having a puppy in HQ with Psyche? I can, and it's pretty ugly.)
From: [identity profile] capriciouslass.livejournal.com
"Hire" people by supplying good booze, munchies, and the opportunity to use power tools.
Once I get settled in my new place I'd be more than willing to come hammer boards onto fence posts.
From: [identity profile] capriciouslass.livejournal.com
Ah. That's too bad. Speaking only for myself, I'm hoping that I'll have more time to help friends this way in the next year than I have in the past couple.
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
When I am back in town, I will bring portable music and then it will happen (if you haven't managed it before). Without either music or someone to talk to while working, it was just failure last time I was out.
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
addendum: I will also have a job with weekends off, goddam it, so that I can work on the same day other people can.
From: [identity profile] wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com
You could easily lure me up there with the promise of a little booze and perhaps a couch on which to crash whilst I'm in the neighborhood (which would really only be a weekend). Perhaps during Spring Break it'll be warm enough for such a venture.

/mischievous grin
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Newfies are BORN too large to squeeze between the slats. :)

Walter MItty in us all

Date: 2006-12-19 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teross50.livejournal.com
I'm thinking your boss's secret, very secret alter ego is Pirate MIstress of the Caribbean ;-)?Or was that a dream I had? LOL

Re: Walter MItty in us all

Date: 2006-12-19 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
I'll try to remember not to mention it to her, regardless ;)

Also, unrelated, I may need your assistance on something for the office. I'll drop you an email.

Re: Walter MItty in us all

Date: 2006-12-20 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teross50.livejournal.com
at your service, as always/

Date: 2006-12-19 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erusumbros.livejournal.com
Anytime your boss brings you some form of liquor, be it just the bottle or laid amongst a gift basket, that'd pretty damn cool.

I myself got some heavy bottomed snifter glasses from my job that work amazingly well for sipping scotch, or a whiskey sour.

Cheers!

Date: 2006-12-19 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Lovely! I didn't know you were a scotch enthusiast. *files that bit of knowledge away for future use*

Date: 2006-12-19 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erusumbros.livejournal.com
You didn't hear what I got Niveus for his apartment warming, did you?

I bought the "Collector" pack of Johnnie Walker. The only blended I enjoy.

1 Half Pint bottle of Red, Black, Gold and...Blue.

That's 7, 15, 20 and 35-40 years respectively for ages.

Yum.

Puritan bastardy.

Date: 2006-12-19 07:01 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (here kitty kitty...)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
Apparently my gifts will be Extra Special™, because the site was blocked as pornography.

Re: Extra Special Gifts

Date: 2006-12-19 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
You should probably go home before getting gifts of that sort, I think. For the moment, though, you could have these:




Re: Extra Special Gifts

Date: 2006-12-19 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Adam is so very thoughtful this year.

Re: Extra Special Gifts

Date: 2006-12-19 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
He's a thoughty fellow. He sent me a link to insect specimens built with watch parts yesterday. Very nifty!

Re: Extra Special Gifts

Date: 2006-12-19 09:36 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (Moo! Moo moo moo. Moo?)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] ysabel, on the other hand, is also Not Helpful.

Re: Extra Special Gifts

Date: 2006-12-20 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
I will trade you Burning Crusade for NWN Diamond... ;-P

Date: 2006-12-19 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
The Flash saga over on [livejournal.com profile] tryst_inn's journal is no help at all.

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