This is the worst thing I have ever posted on LiveJournal.

[featherynscale]

I dedicate this entry to labstar, who wanted more sex and less politics on LJ today.

niveus_tigris and I are going to write a romance novel about demonic possession. It's a story that pretty much writes itself, but in order to do this thing the right way, I think we're going to need some input from the VURD. Here's how you can help:

Please comment with a euphemism for genitalia of any flavor.

Archaeologists ten centuries from now will determine that this was a bad idea.

Comments

Oh, I could do this all night, babe.

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

His whang-doodler with a half-lit electric accordion
Her gaping chasm which shall devour the souls of men via the urethra
His Tom 'n Jerries?
Her well-lubricated passageways
His blunderbuss of ecstasy
Her downy-feathered nest of spicery
His rather friendly gentleman's equipment
Her pocket when she's wearing a skirt
His tender organ which thrives from compliments and wilts from girlish laughter
Her never-you-mind
His John Thomas!

Re: Oh, I could do this all night, babe.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

The urethra one is out, but the rest are all right. Well done, sir.

Re: Oh, I could do this all night, babe.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

+1... if anything is going to devour my soul, surely it should be a gaping cervix, drawn in by fallopian tentacles and immobilised by a shambling pubic mound.

The urethra though? That's more like something to be used in a secret escape plan. 8-)