This is the worst thing I have ever posted on LiveJournal.

[featherynscale]

I dedicate this entry to labstar, who wanted more sex and less politics on LJ today.

niveus_tigris and I are going to write a romance novel about demonic possession. It's a story that pretty much writes itself, but in order to do this thing the right way, I think we're going to need some input from the VURD. Here's how you can help:

Please comment with a euphemism for genitalia of any flavor.

Archaeologists ten centuries from now will determine that this was a bad idea.

Comments

Re: Oh, I could do this all night, babe.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

+1... if anything is going to devour my soul, surely it should be a gaping cervix, drawn in by fallopian tentacles and immobilised by a shambling pubic mound.

The urethra though? That's more like something to be used in a secret escape plan. 8-)