Issa the Pope!

[featherynscale]

Here's my game of the day: Have you got a pope card?

You do now -- here! Print it out, put it in your wallet, paste it to your forehead, or just acknowledge that it exists in a virtual form.


So... now that you're the Pope, issue a Papal decree. What will you mandate, ban, encourage, create, dictate, or any one of a string of other verbs? Comment here with your Decree of the Day.

Comments

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

Chocolate eclairs are from this point forward only to be worn as headgear. Anybody using chocolate eclairs as gloves, shoes, or any other apparel aside from headgear are to be beaten soundly with uncooked spaghetti noodles.

Due to the distracting nature of ADD, people without ADD must watch all TV pre-recorded at normal speed and played back in fast-forward in order to "level the playing field". Commercials are exempt from this ruling.

Friday is to be renamed as Yoday in honor of Yoda. All verbage composed, spoken, written that is sentence-like in nature "backwards-spoken must be."