Issa the Pope!

[featherynscale]

Here's my game of the day: Have you got a pope card?

You do now -- here! Print it out, put it in your wallet, paste it to your forehead, or just acknowledge that it exists in a virtual form.


So... now that you're the Pope, issue a Papal decree. What will you mandate, ban, encourage, create, dictate, or any one of a string of other verbs? Comment here with your Decree of the Day.

Comments

[karinablack.livejournal.com]

Karina Black's Decree of the Day:

My every joke shall be laughed at, no matter how misguided or lame :)

SO SAYETH KARINA BLACK.

Also, get me a cherry pepsi, bitches!

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!

[karinablack.livejournal.com]

Karina Black had to settle for regular Pepsi.

Karina Black would feel better about this were she guaranteed nookie tonight.

Karina Black is getting overly fond of writing about herself in the third person. Though she likes seeing her own name, the joke had worn thin and she should probably stop.

Karina Black is stopping now.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

I mandate that the creators and viewers of Ed, Edd and Eddy be re-educated and mainstreamed.

I ban anyone who rates a "Here's your sign" from working with children or the elderly.

I encourage everyone to turn their TVs into endtables and install a bookshelf in it's stead, full of non-fiction books.

I create a themed recreational area out of every abandoned building, Kmarts, Montgomery Wards, HQs... they can be Greek themed, western themed, asian themed, medieval themed... each one to host events for people who like that theme.

I capitulate to reality, these changes will likely cause continents to re-merge and sink.

How about "Crocs for everyone"?

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

Afternoon naps.

What she said.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Bleh. This Pope is changing her mind too fast for the speed of LJ (referring to self as Pope).

Clearly, I need a nap. :)

[infintysquared.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I do already have a Pope card in my wallet. How nifty.

And thus do We decree that SOMETHING MUST AMUSE US DAMMIT!

... Well, that certainly amused Us to some degree. So We suppose it was a self-fulfilling demand, and thus We find it quite satisfying.

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

Chocolate eclairs are from this point forward only to be worn as headgear. Anybody using chocolate eclairs as gloves, shoes, or any other apparel aside from headgear are to be beaten soundly with uncooked spaghetti noodles.

Due to the distracting nature of ADD, people without ADD must watch all TV pre-recorded at normal speed and played back in fast-forward in order to "level the playing field". Commercials are exempt from this ruling.

Friday is to be renamed as Yoday in honor of Yoda. All verbage composed, spoken, written that is sentence-like in nature "backwards-spoken must be."

I've had mine for more than a year!

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

::speaking with nun hand puppet::

Give me some soup.

[womanofsalt.livejournal.com]

Every time a person calls said govt. agency online help desk, regardless of time or day, a live person who knows their head from their ass will answer and provide needed and worthy answers--every time without fail.

I hereby declare:

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

All stupid people, or people who continue to act stupidly are to have no interaction with me whatsoever for the next 24 hours.

I do realize this means I may not have to speak/interact with pretty much anybody for the next 24 hours. This is ok with me.

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

More sex. Everyone should get laid more, with the partner(s) of their choice. So sayeth Me.