It's twue, it's twue! (and also, I can't resist a pun.)

[featherynscale]

I've discovered something that I think is worth noting. I know the names of all the SCA kingdoms, even though I am not now nor have I ever been a member of the SCA. So why do I know all of the kingdoms, then? Because someone taught me a dirty song about the SCA that had all of the kingdoms' names in it.

I think that's the best way to teach me something, really, is to put it in a rude song. If there were rude songs about the periodic table of elements, or any other list of things in the world, I'd know that stuff, too.

I guess that makes me a bawditory learner, then, doesn't it?

Comments

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

So what's the song? Does it include the new NorthShield (Dakotas area, a year or three ago) or that new kingdom (Missisippi, Alabamba, Louisiana) who's *First* coronation was seriously messed up by Katrina? (I'm sure their bards will have a heyday with that!)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

No, it's not that recent. I think I learned it in high school, but that seems ridiculous. It's from An Tir, and is primarily about how hot the girls are in An Tir, but along the way gives one-liner descriptions of the sexual tendencies of people in other kingdoms, like "In Adenvelt (sp?) they'll go down on a Celt" or "The girls of the Middle will cuddle a little" or "in Calontir, they screw once a year", and so on and so forth.