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Only the really good stuff. Like this:

watch your tense and case
oh baby
i want to be your direct object.
you know, that is to say
i want to be on the other
side of all the verbs i know
you know how to use.

i've seen you conjugate:
i touch
you touched
you heard
she knows
who cares

i'm interested in
a few decent prepositions:
above, over, inside, atop,
below, around and
i'm sure there are more
right on the tip of
your tongue.

i am ready to spend
the present perfect
splitting your infinitive
there's an art to the way you
dangle your participle and

since we're being informal it's okay to
use a few contractions, like
wasn't (going to)
shouldn't (have)
and a conjunction:
but (did it anyway)

and i'm really really glad
you're not into dependent
clauses since all i'm really
interested in is your
bad, bad grammar
and your exclamation point.

- by Daphne Gottlieb



And I will not tell you who that made me think of. You will have to guess.

Date: 2006-01-18 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
I imagine so. I'm guessing that she's not going to bring it in as a classroom example, though.

Date: 2006-01-18 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fionnabhar.livejournal.com
Erm, no. But maybe [livejournal.com profile] nodeal57 should recite it for the CD?

Sorry, I'll clean that up in a minute.

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