Bazaar thought processes

[featherynscale]

There's a meme going around that asks about your first entries each month, sort of a year in review. I don't normally backread myself, unless there's something particular I'm looking for. I try to be more like the "having writ, moved on" sort of person, really. But this inspired me to look back, not at the first of the month every month, but at last year's early December, which is to say, the week before last year's Winter Bazaar.

I feel like I am less stressed out about it this year, which is, in and of itself, alarming. How could I be less stressed unless I've totally forgotten about some aspect of the bazaar that demands my attention?
This cannot be.

So I think I'll just sit here and wait for the other shoe to drop.

Yeah.

Comments

[malvito.livejournal.com]

Unless the other shoe is owned and used by a person who is missing their opposite leg and foot, thereby creating a symbiotic ambulatory relationship. Which, to my way of thinking, would make for a terrific situation comedy.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Only if their shoes maintained secret communications networks. Then, the shoes could manipulate the wearers in some way, to acheive the shoes' goals of world domination and closet co-habitation.

[malvito.livejournal.com]

Ah, but a Secret Communications Network might not be necessary if both leg-impaired persons shared a New York apartment, with Wacky Neighbors, whereupon The Fun Would Ensue, as well as making it more likely that the shoes would be able to manipulate their wearers.

I like the idea of the Closet Co-habitation. That would make the shoes gay, making for even more delightful hijinks, especially if the wearers are somehow aligned with the military.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

you have a dark gift, man

secret communications networks

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

Or at least if one wearer spins their shoe, the other wearer will start spinning in the same direction.