Bazaar thought processes

[featherynscale]

There's a meme going around that asks about your first entries each month, sort of a year in review. I don't normally backread myself, unless there's something particular I'm looking for. I try to be more like the "having writ, moved on" sort of person, really. But this inspired me to look back, not at the first of the month every month, but at last year's early December, which is to say, the week before last year's Winter Bazaar.

I feel like I am less stressed out about it this year, which is, in and of itself, alarming. How could I be less stressed unless I've totally forgotten about some aspect of the bazaar that demands my attention?
This cannot be.

So I think I'll just sit here and wait for the other shoe to drop.

Yeah.

Comments

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone always assume that there are two shoes? I mean, there are people out there with only one leg. . . I see at least one per month. Isn't it possible that there is no other shoe?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

There's still another shoe, even if you only have one leg. All that means is that the other shoe is farther away, and may not retain any pair-bonding memories. It then may or may not choose to drop.

[malvito.livejournal.com]

Unless the other shoe is owned and used by a person who is missing their opposite leg and foot, thereby creating a symbiotic ambulatory relationship. Which, to my way of thinking, would make for a terrific situation comedy.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Only if their shoes maintained secret communications networks. Then, the shoes could manipulate the wearers in some way, to acheive the shoes' goals of world domination and closet co-habitation.

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

This is true. I have a friend that has on several occasions attempted to purchase one shoe, as he only has one leg. Shoe stores have, of course, told him they must be sold as a pair.

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

How goes pimping? I haven't seen anything but flyers at John's store and that is it.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

As is probably usual, there's more stuff in the Westport/Midtown area, but there are some around. If you know of other places that need flyers, I will give you some!

::cackles maniacally::

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Fliers currently repose themselves in the teachers lounge of Arrowhead Middle School in Kansas City, Kansas.

Bwahahaha!

Re: ::cackles maniacally::

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Libraries and community centers (including the Y, wheee) in South KC got plastered a couple of weekends ago. Should probably do so again this week, in case some are out.

Re: ::cackles maniacally::

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Good to know that there is more than Christian pamphlets circling the KCK guberment... :-)

Re: ::cackles maniacally::

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

Nice. I was wondering where people where placing them all...

[malvito.livejournal.com]

Ah, but a Secret Communications Network might not be necessary if both leg-impaired persons shared a New York apartment, with Wacky Neighbors, whereupon The Fun Would Ensue, as well as making it more likely that the shoes would be able to manipulate their wearers.

I like the idea of the Closet Co-habitation. That would make the shoes gay, making for even more delightful hijinks, especially if the wearers are somehow aligned with the military.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

you have a dark gift, man

secret communications networks

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

Or at least if one wearer spins their shoe, the other wearer will start spinning in the same direction.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

or it could be that because you where on the ball and got started so early that things are just falling into place as they should be. :)