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In which the list gets longer, but doesn't get any better.

See, this morning, I was looking in the mirror, and it dawned on me. I have a face like a frog. I said as much to [livejournal.com profile] triadruid, who was just getting out of the shower.

"Hrm...,"he mused, "Yeah, you kind of do look like a frog. Mr. Frog."
"Who's Mr. Frog?" I ask.
Him: "The guy from The Wind in the Willows. With the sportscar."
Me: "Mr. Toad?"
Him: "Yeah. You kind of look like Mr. Toad. Or... um... the guy on DangerMouse, sometimes.... Cyrus? Silas?"
Me: "Baron Greenback!?!"
Him: "Yeah. Him. But only when you smile."
Me: "Here's a hint, buddy. If you want to get laid, the way not to go about it is to tell your girlfriend she looks like Baron Greenback. I mean, you can probably say that to your wife, since I don't think she knows who Baron Greenback is..."
Him: "Only a little. I mean, you're not green, and you don't wear a suit."
Me: ::smack!:: "Well, I guess it's better than Aleister Crowley."
Him: "It's kind of the same. I think like Mr. Toad + Aleister Crowley = Baron Greenback."

Ah, well. I suppose we all know the gods did not shape me and place me on this earth to be ornamental.

Date: 2005-11-16 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teross50.livejournal.com
Who ever it is you look like. I like how you look. Have since the first day I saw you smile.
If you ever worry about the image in the mirror. Please come inside my head and peer out at you and see the beauty I see.

One of the many who finds you to be that sweet allure

Soul Vision

Re: Saying things like that--

Date: 2005-11-17 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teross50.livejournal.com
8-) Ty that is a thought I needed especially this week

xoxox
T

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