More famous people I look like

[featherynscale]

In which the list gets longer, but doesn't get any better.

See, this morning, I was looking in the mirror, and it dawned on me. I have a face like a frog. I said as much to triadruid, who was just getting out of the shower.

"Hrm...,"he mused, "Yeah, you kind of do look like a frog. Mr. Frog."
"Who's Mr. Frog?" I ask.
Him: "The guy from The Wind in the Willows. With the sportscar."
Me: "Mr. Toad?"
Him: "Yeah. You kind of look like Mr. Toad. Or... um... the guy on DangerMouse, sometimes.... Cyrus? Silas?"
Me: "Baron Greenback!?!"
Him: "Yeah. Him. But only when you smile."
Me: "Here's a hint, buddy. If you want to get laid, the way not to go about it is to tell your girlfriend she looks like Baron Greenback. I mean, you can probably say that to your wife, since I don't think she knows who Baron Greenback is..."
Him: "Only a little. I mean, you're not green, and you don't wear a suit."
Me: ::smack!:: "Well, I guess it's better than Aleister Crowley."
Him: "It's kind of the same. I think like Mr. Toad + Aleister Crowley = Baron Greenback."

Ah, well. I suppose we all know the gods did not shape me and place me on this earth to be ornamental.

Comments

[malvito.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but I don't look at you and see Mr. Toad. For one thing, I could never be turned on by an amphibian. For another thing, for me, Mr. Toad is a Disney character, and, while I'm sure that going to Disneyland with you would be an intresting experience, to say the least (ah, the thoughts of bringing new meaning to Mr. Toad's Wild Ride), I just don't see you as a Disney character. (well, maybe Jessica Rabbit, in some aspects, but note that she's not one of the costumed characters you se in the park.)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

If I were going to be a Disney theme-park character, Mr. Toad is right up there on the list of characters I'd choose, actually.

And I'm not sure if I am any fun to go to DisneyLand with. I've had some theme-park experiences that may be outside of the realm of games you want to play :)

[malvito.livejournal.com]

=-) Oooooooo, sounds interesting!!!