Speaking of Hammers of Bonking

[featherynscale]

Two small blonde children are running through my office screaming and brandishing ping-pong paddles. I don't know whose they are or why they are here, but really, words cannot express how much I would like them to be elsewhere.

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[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Oh, no shit. I hate when my coworkers bring their children in. Even the most well-behaved children. This is my place of EMPLOYMENT, motherfuckers, not your goddamned daycare center!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Seriously. I don't bring my dog to work, and he's a lot quieter and more pleasant to be around.

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Sometimes they bring their dogs, too.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Really?
Handbag-sized dogs, or actual dogs?

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

All sizes, from ankle-high to waist-high. No mastiffs or wolfhounds yet, though, more's the pity.