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Today's assignment:
"We spend (insert astronomical amount of money here) every month on express mail. Can you find out what we're shipping, and whether or not we need to ship it, or if we can do something cheaper with it?"

Er. Em. Yes.

We're a distributor. We ship things. That is what we do. We send 40,000 - 60,000 packages via express mail every month, in product to consumers, interoffice mail, marketing materials to consumers, marketing material to the sales force, and like ten thousand other things. Sure. I'll just figure out what all of that is. No problem. Er.

Date: 2005-06-24 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com
UPS and FedEx will fall all over themselves for the opportunity to analyze your shipping for you and give you a competitive rate.

Date: 2005-06-24 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teross50.livejournal.com
Plus give you all that cool Software of there's LOL

So it seems that Corporate America and Conservative America are sleeping together and the only questions is who gave who the STD that has infected their respective brains and is making us all crazy?

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