chronarchy has an excellent game today...

[featherynscale]

So I swiped it.

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If you hacked into my LJ account, what would you post in my journal?

Post your pirate-raid entry as a comment: the more trouble it would get me into, the better!
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EDIT: Yes, I do appear to be looking for trouble today. Why do you ask?

Comments

You asked for it >:]

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

I had a religious experience today. I never thought I'd be saying this, not in a million years, but once you see the truth of it all there's no hiding from it. The Lord spoke to me this morning as I was in my way to work. Although his words were meant for me I have to warn you all. End your heathen ways, and give yourself to Jesus. Caring and forgiving though He may be, Our Lord and Savior has told that the end of times is near, and that my children are to be his generals in the final battle. I'm moving back to Lakeland, FL to be with my family there. Nanny says she has a nice young Minister she'd like to introduce me to. I'm looking forward to it. I know I can never make up for all my whoring ways, but I'm going to try and fulfill the mission the Lord has given me. Unless you've seen the light don't try to contact me anymore. I can't have anything to do with my old life. I'll pray for you. God Bless.

Re: You asked for it >:]

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

All my whoring ways?

I don't have any whoring ways. Whores get paid.

Also, the Jebus icon is scary.

whoring

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

i think she meant Whoring. That;s the sacred kind for which we don't get paid.

"I'm a whore, Sir. This lady's hobby is my profession. My hobby is gardening, for which I do not expect to be paid."

Re: whoring

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Ah. Yeah, that's different. :)

Re: whoring

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

i like your use of 'heteara' on your profile.