chronarchy has an excellent game today...

[featherynscale]

So I swiped it.

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If you hacked into my LJ account, what would you post in my journal?

Post your pirate-raid entry as a comment: the more trouble it would get me into, the better!
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EDIT: Yes, I do appear to be looking for trouble today. Why do you ask?

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[kieyra.livejournal.com]

So I was thinking today, those people who go to SciFi conventions and that kind of thing are, like, MAJOR losers! Get a life. ::giggle::

Oh!! I just bought some new Mahnolo Blahniks! W00t!

Off now to re-watch American Idol season finale.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Good times. I had to google to find out that Mahnolo Blahniks were shoes. I'm so out of the cultural loop. That rules.

[kieyra.livejournal.com]

Good times.

Glad to be of service.

I'm so out of the cultural loop.

I seem to pick the stuff up by osmosis and it just never goes away.

You asked for it >:]

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

I had a religious experience today. I never thought I'd be saying this, not in a million years, but once you see the truth of it all there's no hiding from it. The Lord spoke to me this morning as I was in my way to work. Although his words were meant for me I have to warn you all. End your heathen ways, and give yourself to Jesus. Caring and forgiving though He may be, Our Lord and Savior has told that the end of times is near, and that my children are to be his generals in the final battle. I'm moving back to Lakeland, FL to be with my family there. Nanny says she has a nice young Minister she'd like to introduce me to. I'm looking forward to it. I know I can never make up for all my whoring ways, but I'm going to try and fulfill the mission the Lord has given me. Unless you've seen the light don't try to contact me anymore. I can't have anything to do with my old life. I'll pray for you. God Bless.

Re: You asked for it >:]

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

All my whoring ways?

I don't have any whoring ways. Whores get paid.

Also, the Jebus icon is scary.

whoring

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

i think she meant Whoring. That;s the sacred kind for which we don't get paid.

"I'm a whore, Sir. This lady's hobby is my profession. My hobby is gardening, for which I do not expect to be paid."

Re: whoring

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Ah. Yeah, that's different. :)

Re: whoring

[rio-luna.livejournal.com]

i like your use of 'heteara' on your profile.

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

Early this morning, I woke up with a feeling of strangeness. The dreams continue.

Each night for the past week, I have felt a strange stirring as I slept. This is not the normal stirring in my loins that I often feel while sleeping: no, this is a stirring in my head, seemingly between my eyes. This morning, the squirming continued past waking, and into the day.

I fear tentacles.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That's the sort of thing I might actually post!

[chronarchy.livejournal.com]

All the better. If no one notices, I can continue to post more and more about tentacles.

Or five-bugs-fucking bugs.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

So it occurred to me this morning that I really ought to do something fun and interesting this weekend. With that in mind, I'm going to try to trip opaljax and agrnmn into bed with me until Monday.

Good times.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I might post that, too!
*makes mental note to check kittenpants' plans for the weekend, that sounds fun*

Um.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Oh, nevermind.

Re: Um.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

It's a joke, darling.

Re: Um.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I got that part. I was just trying to post a clever reply, and drew a blank. Thought you'd like to know I was stupefied. Also, that I wouldn't have any idea what to say if I hacked into your LJ account.

Lamely yours,
me.

Re: Um.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Sorry, misread :)

Re: Um.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

And I was bumbling. Is okay. XO