Assistance, please

[featherynscale]

It has recently come to my attention that I haven't any idea of what I look like. I have a vague idea that I have a blocky, mostly undifferentiated body, with the exception of a pair of incongruously comic-book breasts. I am informed that this is not, in fact, true.

I've been dressing to reflect what I perceive as a lack of physical interestingness, occasionally choosing to accent the tits I see as my only noteworthy feature, but generally trying not to call attention to myself in any way.

So I have a question for people who do know what I look like. If you had my body, what would you wear? What should I be wearing that I'm not? What am I wearing that I absolutely shouldn't?

Any honest input is appreciated.

Comments

Re: In my three minutes of spare time. . .

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

It's not that I'm turning into a girl so much as that I'd like to have the option to come off as a girl if I so desire. Diversification of offensive-line strategies.

Also, I have cheekbones?

Re: In my three minutes of spare time. . .

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

Yes, you have cheekbones. I love them. And as far as being a girl goes, I don't really think anyone could guess any differently, but that's a different story. I was really just teasing, and managed to omit the part where if you needed help being a "girl", I'm sure my lovely daughter could help you out. ::ducking again:: :D

giggling

[opaljax.livejournal.com]

When I read this to my daughter, she said, Ok! I could hang out with featherynscale anytime. She is, like, The Coolness*"

*TM-registered, you know.