Assistance, please

[featherynscale]

It has recently come to my attention that I haven't any idea of what I look like. I have a vague idea that I have a blocky, mostly undifferentiated body, with the exception of a pair of incongruously comic-book breasts. I am informed that this is not, in fact, true.

I've been dressing to reflect what I perceive as a lack of physical interestingness, occasionally choosing to accent the tits I see as my only noteworthy feature, but generally trying not to call attention to myself in any way.

So I have a question for people who do know what I look like. If you had my body, what would you wear? What should I be wearing that I'm not? What am I wearing that I absolutely shouldn't?

Any honest input is appreciated.

Comments

Re: This is tough

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Any series of recommendations that includes spending more time looking at your ass has got to be good.

I didn't realize the new jeans were better than the old jeans, since they're so much baggier. And I have no inclination at all towards belts, so am probably safe on that count.

I had been wondering about the short-hair experiment, as well. I like it, but then, as previously mentioned, I'm not the best judge.

Re: This is tough

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't class the new jeans as 'baggy' in my current worldview, though I probably would have in HS when I wore mine *much* tighter...like I said, I'll look again. I know your taupe slacks look very good (but I'm not sure that you find them comfortable), as well, if that helps.

Re: Taupe slacks

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

The ones I have on today?

Re: Taupe slacks

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Dunno; my eyes were mostly closed this morning when you left.

I'll tell you when I get home, if you can keep them on long enough...

Re: Taupe slacks

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

For the record: Yes, those are the ones. Although they are looser than I thought. Maybe those aren't the ones...