Call me pessimistic if you like

[featherynscale]

You can say what you like about my outlook on life, but the fortune in my fortune cookie at lunch said, "All is not lost, yet."

Comments

[malvito.livejournal.com]

... In Bed.

(or "Between The Sheets," depending on how you do that particular fortune cookie game.)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That's even worse, somehow. The suggestion that life in general is poised a hair's bredth from the garbage tube is bad enough, but the suggestion that my sex life in particular is nearly unsalvageable? Yeesh.

[malvito.livejournal.com]

I selflessly volunteer to use whatever means possible to help you salvage it ... =-)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Thanks, you're a peach.
(See what you started!)

[malvito.livejournal.com]

LOL ... nature of the beast

Actually....

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I was too slow to think of this earlier, but having had a cup of coffee, I see a way where you could do this very thing (although it bears no relation to any of the methods you probably had in mind). I'll send you an email.

Re: Actually....

[malvito.livejournal.com]

LOL ...

I'll look forward to this, even if it has no bearing on my preferred methods. Should, in any respect, be interesting.

Daily Come on

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Sex life Salvage available...you know for the cause and all.

Re: Daily Come on

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

Would that be "giving one for the cause"?

Power to the people

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Giving, getting, loaning, teasing, taunting, using, sliding, whipping, being whipped, parading, dancing, animating, smothering, taking direction, lying very still...whatever it takes.

Re: Power to the people

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Honey, you're making me cry. I'm too tired to have sex with the people I live with, let alone go looking for more.

I gotta start taking more naps.

Stepping back from line crossing humor

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

I'm told that not having sex with someone is OK. It must be true, I've spent far more of my life not having sex.

Re: Stepping back from line crossing humor

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You're not over the line, you're fine.
I enjoy the game, I'm just too tired to play it properly today.

Got it.

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Game called on account of sleep. Check the TV listings for rescheduling.

Re: Daily Come on

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Only one?

Re: Daily Come on

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

If it's going to be more than one, I'll try and stay awake for it.
Speaking of staying awake for it, I think I'm going to ditch fencing in favor of personal maintenance, stuff that needs done before RfB, and an early bedtime.