Call me pessimistic if you like

[featherynscale]

You can say what you like about my outlook on life, but the fortune in my fortune cookie at lunch said, "All is not lost, yet."

Comments

[malvito.livejournal.com]

... In Bed.

(or "Between The Sheets," depending on how you do that particular fortune cookie game.)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That's even worse, somehow. The suggestion that life in general is poised a hair's bredth from the garbage tube is bad enough, but the suggestion that my sex life in particular is nearly unsalvageable? Yeesh.

[malvito.livejournal.com]

I selflessly volunteer to use whatever means possible to help you salvage it ... =-)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Thanks, you're a peach.
(See what you started!)

[malvito.livejournal.com]

LOL ... nature of the beast

Actually....

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I was too slow to think of this earlier, but having had a cup of coffee, I see a way where you could do this very thing (although it bears no relation to any of the methods you probably had in mind). I'll send you an email.

Re: Actually....

[malvito.livejournal.com]

LOL ...

I'll look forward to this, even if it has no bearing on my preferred methods. Should, in any respect, be interesting.

Daily Come on

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Sex life Salvage available...you know for the cause and all.

Re: Daily Come on

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

Would that be "giving one for the cause"?

Power to the people

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Giving, getting, loaning, teasing, taunting, using, sliding, whipping, being whipped, parading, dancing, animating, smothering, taking direction, lying very still...whatever it takes.

Re: Power to the people

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Honey, you're making me cry. I'm too tired to have sex with the people I live with, let alone go looking for more.

I gotta start taking more naps.

Stepping back from line crossing humor

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

I'm told that not having sex with someone is OK. It must be true, I've spent far more of my life not having sex.

Re: Stepping back from line crossing humor

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You're not over the line, you're fine.
I enjoy the game, I'm just too tired to play it properly today.

Got it.

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Game called on account of sleep. Check the TV listings for rescheduling.

Re: Daily Come on

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Only one?

Re: Daily Come on

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

If it's going to be more than one, I'll try and stay awake for it.
Speaking of staying awake for it, I think I'm going to ditch fencing in favor of personal maintenance, stuff that needs done before RfB, and an early bedtime.

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

I got a fortune cookie with my lunch:

"You will find your solution where you least expect it."

For the record, I am always pleased to help with salvaging missions. >;D

[zylch.livejournal.com]

It doesn't specify all of what, though. Just think of all the things you haven't done "in bed" yet. Have you really got no virginities left that you'd like to lose there? Well, excluding animals and poo, that is.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Give that girl a cookie! She figured out what I was trying to say earlier (and didn't even try to post).. the positive side of "losing it".

your outlook on life

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

It goes "Whicka Whicka Whicka!" when you tie a string around it.


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