Humming the woodchuck song to yourself when they are around might be even better though. 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?' which, when hummed, sounds more like some pirate ship deck hand's tune. Hmmm.
Another possibility is identifying them as up-Chuck and wood-Chuck...depending on which one was either nauseating or possibly perky and which was dull as a post. Up to you.
We actually had a family of woodchucks in the back yard for a while, and our research led us to discover that a groundhog is the same animal. This of course led to:
How much ground can a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
Working is good!
Date: 2005-02-01 08:34 pm (UTC)'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?' which, when hummed, sounds more like some pirate ship deck hand's tune. Hmmm.
Another possibility is identifying them as up-Chuck and wood-Chuck...depending on which one was either nauseating or possibly perky and which was dull as a post. Up to you.
Re: Working is good!
Date: 2005-02-02 03:11 pm (UTC)How much ground can a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
*pauses*
Maybe you had to be there.
Re: Working is good!
Date: 2005-02-03 03:05 am (UTC)Vocabulary, it is my friend, and lo, it comforts me when my spirits are down, and I need a good laugh