Because some things demand to be shared

This is the best mailing list post of the month so far. This comes from an announcement list operated by one of my gaming stores of choice in Jacksonville. Usually, the list is used to announce sales, store hours changes, and that sort of thing. But not today. Today is special.

(Names removed for some reason or another having to do with not posting other people's information on the wide wide interweb.)

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If you've sold me a collection of used RPG items lately, and you're missing some photos, please contact me and tell me the color of your wife/girlfriend's bikini, and I'll let you have your pictures back.

She'll be really happy to have these back.

L. B. III
W. D. G. C.

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Because some things demand to be shared

This is the best mailing list post of the month so far. This comes from an announcement list operated by one of my gaming stores of choice in Jacksonville. Usually, the list is used to announce sales, store hours changes, and that sort of thing. But not today. Today is special.

(Names removed for some reason or another having to do with not posting other people's information on the wide wide interweb.)

* * * * *

If you've sold me a collection of used RPG items lately, and you're missing some photos, please contact me and tell me the color of your wife/girlfriend's bikini, and I'll let you have your pictures back.

She'll be really happy to have these back.

L. B. III
W. D. G. C.

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Er. Ahem. Baa.

I like things that come in threes. Like this lemming, taken from the Book of triadruid, Chapter 3, erm, Verse eh...Three, I think.
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Er. Ahem. Baa.

I like things that come in threes. Like this lemming, taken from the Book of triadruid, Chapter 3, erm, Verse eh...Three, I think.
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Er. Well.

Another interview that went less than sparklingly well. Nobody wants me *mope*. I suppose I'll have to er, start selling my plasma or something. Except that I know my plasma, and I'm pretty sure it's not much good to anybody but me.

Ah, well. I'll think of something. Anybody want to hire a consulting...er... whatever I am?

Er. Well.

Another interview that went less than sparklingly well. Nobody wants me *mope*. I suppose I'll have to er, start selling my plasma or something. Except that I know my plasma, and I'm pretty sure it's not much good to anybody but me.

Ah, well. I'll think of something. Anybody want to hire a consulting...er... whatever I am?

Holidays

This should have come the other day, but it seemed like it was going to be a longish post, and I didn't have time until now. So, if you would be so kind, imagine that this was posted Sundayish.
( Cut for those who don't need to know about my state of mind. )

Holidays

This should have come the other day, but it seemed like it was going to be a longish post, and I didn't have time until now. So, if you would be so kind, imagine that this was posted Sundayish.
( Cut for those who don't need to know about my state of mind. )