Er. Ahem. Baa.

[featherynscale]

I like things that come in threes. Like this lemming, taken from the Book of triadruid, Chapter 3, erm, Verse eh...Three, I think.


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Kimberly
2. Kim (But only if you are my mother)
3. Crow

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. featherynscale (rather obviously, I think)
2. Orbiting (on boards I didn't intend to visit very often)
3. Maya the Erudite Lawn Gnome (no, realli.)

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. easily amused
2. prone to experiment
3. nice tits

THREE THINGS YOU HATE DISLIKE INTENSELY ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. laziness
2. occasional bouts of whining
3. unemployed

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Welsh
2. German
3. Seminole

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. falling
2. drowning
3. crowds

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. cynicism
2. analysis
3. caffiene (except not as much anymore)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. a bath towel.
2. er.
3. yeah. that's it.

THREE OF YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE BANDS OR ARTISTS:
1. Tool
2. They Might Be Giants
3. Pink Floyd

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Warren Zevon "Werewolves of London"
2. A Perfect Circle "Imagine" (cover)
3. Tori Amos "She's Your Cocaine"

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Reading Finnegan's Wake
2. Making Italian cream cake
3. Learning a new language

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. intelligent conversation
2. mutual gain in competence
3. enjoyment in the other person/people's company

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I have a job interview in two hours that I am not prepared for.
2. I have a class in five hours that I am not prepared for.
3. I'm concerned about this.

THREE THINGS THAT APPEAL TO YOU IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: (category altered to something that made more sense to me)
1. long hair
2. tendency to wear kilts
3. strength with delicacy

THREE THINGS THAT APPEAL TO YOU IN THE SAME SEX: (category altered to something that made more sense to me)
1. curves
2. long hair
3. full lips

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. dance
2. cook spaghetti
3. code

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. spontaneous storytelling/bullshitting
2. playing games
3. sex

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. find a job
2. have spectacular sex
3. remember to do important day to day things, like eat, and take meds.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/HAVE CONSIDERED:
1. CPA
2. English teacher
3. Research psychologist

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. British Isles
2. New England
3. Pacific Northwest

THREE KIDS' NAMES: (Presumed to be the names you have inflicted on your offspring, or might inflict on potential offspring)
1. Eleanor Gwendolyn
2. Erik Michael
3. Branwyn Elizabeth
(Which are all more good reasons why I shouldn't breed)

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. Stick to simple wardrobe due to lack of understanding of fashion, which colors go together, etc.
2. Generally looking for sex at any given time.
3. Fix things/manipulate hardware. Not necessarily the way they should be, but there you go.

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. Like to cuddle/make out.
2. Will call for backup about anything with more than six legs.
3. Get cranky when anyone smaller than myself complains about being fat.

THREE MUST-WATCH TV SHOWS Haven't seen any for a while...
1. Northern Exposure
2. Count Duckula
3. Red Dwarf

THREE FOREIGN PHRASES YOU USE
1. Quoi?/Que?
2. Donde esta ... ?
3. Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. (OK. That probably doesn't count)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Leave the U.S. (at least on vacation)
2. Learn to fence (properly)
3. Learn to sew (properly)